Mike “The Crackhead Guy” Lindell, aka My Pillow Guy. A microcosm for current America. His truths are conspicuous lies.

Those that support the Orange Clown see themselves as him while gazing at the mirror. Birds of a Feather Flock Together.

Mike the Crackhead encapsulates all of the Mr. Orange Clown, aka trump, supporters. They see themselves as the Orange Clown while gazing at the mirror.

A little history on Mike: Born in 1961, he smoked crack and freebased cocaine as well as indulging in copious amounts of alcohol through the 80s and 90s, until supposedly reaching sobriety in 2009; 29 years of non-sobriety, using 1980 as a start date. He’s currently 59. Wow, right? Note: Once a crackhead, always a crackhead. Any addict will tell you they are one step away from relapsing. Who knows, maybe his glass pipes may be waiting in his bedroom vault or still in use? While still high or drunk he “invented” a pillow, his pillow. He invented an item that’s been used by billions of people for thousands of years in one form or another. It is my assumption Mike the Crackhead created this special pillow while lying in a gutter, sleeping on a plastic bag pillow stuffed with paper and other plastic bags. Wow, what a genius! Shyster rule number one: create a product that’s already in use, then call it something else and try to gouge the consumer. Sound familiar? Well, it should because Mr. Orange Clown has done the same with a multitude of products that have all failed. The simple deduction is that you cannot recreate a wheel, just call it another name to dupe the weakest of the consumers for self-gratification. We shall continue.

Mike the Crackhead runs thousands of ads daily on the B rated channels. To date the total ad run measures in the millions, 7 to be exact (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/my-pillow-founder-michael-lindell-jumps-film-financing-1163209). Wow! These are off network stations, predominately running syndicated shows from the 70s, 80s, and 90s and rarely from the 2000s. Most of the viewers are gullible older people who know no better, in which their only news outlet is Fox News. The proof that he’s a shyster; Fox News happens to be the only primetime network that Mike the Crackhead utilizes for advertisements. Seem familiar? Yes, again. Mr. Orange Clown does the same to target his voters.

Next is religious exploitation. This theme is textbook and blatant across the societal gamut from Jim Baker, Jim Jones, the Falwell family to televangelists and others. How does Mike the Crackhead do it? It’s subliminal and simple. He wears a shiny silver cross, targeting Christians to shop his faux product. Whether he is a Christian or not is debatable, since I don’t know him personally. I can imagine the numerous crimes he committed during his 29 years of non-sobriety, including the creation of an antiquated product made by thousands of companies worldwide. Seem familiar? Yes, again. Mr. Orange Clown has done the same with holding the Bible upside down and visiting Church fronts for a photo op. Mr. Orange Clown has potentially had hundreds of abortions, never prayed, and violated every single commandment directly or indirectly.

Let’s continue with the verbiage he uses. Mike the Crackhead, in every commercial, speaks of the product in an egotistical tense. He uses my, not our, over and over, from the creation of the product to where it’s produced. This notion is completely false and I don’t need to know him to prove it. If he has a large company with over 100 employees, then he has a team. Decisions made as a CEO don’t make them the creator or producer of a product. Familiar? Of course! Mr. Orange Clown takes credit for everything, even if it doesn’t happen and has desecrated the Presidential Office in the process. It’s so bad that using the words egoism or egocentric aren’t strong enough. Perhaps, egomaniacal or megalomaniac are more suitable.

We shall end with this. Mike the Crackhead portrays himself and the company as being successful. Well, it’s not. Firstly, the thousands of commercials running on the B networks suggests the company is starving for sales. Combined with the heavy discounting on those commercials solidifies they, or he, are struggling to keep the company afloat. In 2019, pre-pandemic, they furloughed 150 employees (Lippman & Nguyen Politico March 30, 2020). If it wasn’t for the Orange Clown administration giving Mike the Crackhead free money during one of the televised conferences, then I bet the company would be closed by the end of 2020. Note: The free money the Crackhead received was to make masks and PPE for the country. Ever since that conference on March 30, 2020, no news has advised on how many, if any, items were created. Recently, he appeared on Fox News, promoting an Oleander poison to treat Covid19. Yes, this is just like the Orange Clown who promoted drinking bleach, radiation, and hydroxychloroquine. The Orange Clown also stated he’s done more for the Country and World than anyone. All conspicuous false truths.


Birds of a Feather Flock Together.

Those that support the Orange Clown see themselves as him while gazing at the mirror. A blanket statement is just because of the number of arrests and convictions in this Administration. The list is long and more will be added. Do not vote for trump or Mike the Crackhead Lindell. Save the United States of America.                                                                                  

Gianni Franco

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